Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape, and all the other lions around it call out “Reverse carnivorism! REVERSE CARNIVORISM! JUST AS BAD AS THE LIONS EATING YOU!”
-
-
customers dont fuckin’ understand
also i stole somebodies sneakers out of the stock room???? i always wear heels to work but it’s illegal for us to climb the ladder in heels so i took someones sneakers
you wearin’ funky sneakers?
ye but they were 3 sizes too big so i figured any foot disease that was in them would have enough room in the sneaker to just stay there instead of get in between my toes
-
tippin’ on my dick
tippin’ tippin’ on my dick
-
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via vracquel)
-
Why would you wanna keep up w/ the kardashians. Why are you helping them stay relevant.
-
Four kids who would spend their adult lives in Psychotherapy.
The 5th kid was arrested for bunny bestiality.
…the 6th kid was Jeffrey Dahmer.
(via jenna-bliss)
-
(Source: itsalwayssunnyinasgard, via cookielovesmuffin)
-
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
(via la-lunabella)
-
-
-
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER
fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this
(via cookielovesmuffin)
-
-
This is just too cute!!
Saw this video and it brings a smile.
**Also for those who don’t know, the boy is visually impaired & that’s why he moves his head like that. :):D
omg when he hit those high notes!
this is sooo cute. this baby is legit singing this song like omg
knows the ad-libs and everything! toooo preciousss
oh my goshh! <3 hes gonna be a singer when he grows up, im calling it
Get it man-man!!! HEY!!!
awww… lol this is his shit obviously! too cute
-
This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen.
I want one
(via bisexasaurus-wrecks)
-
(Source: mutilates, via sendintheclownswithoutadash)