beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
(via i-am-christmas-morning)
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Sickk
Is that Chris Brown?
That explains so much. He didnt beat Riri, he straight judo flip kicked her ass half to death.
(Source: chrisbrownrca)
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via i-am-christmas-morning)
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
(via reiasukayui)
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DiRT NASTY
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(Source: frankocean-ofwgkta)
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when i find someone who will have sex with me my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
That last one isnt a real thing.
(Source: joesphjonas, via open-yourlungs)
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(via gracegiovanna)
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(Source: pushthemovement, via beyondthevalleys)
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Who are you? Let me know you. You are stunning in every sense of the word.
(Source: halfofsomethingelse, via sendintheclownswithoutadash)
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“im gonna bang you so hard” i say to the snooze button on my alarm clock
(via bisexasaurus-wrecks)
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(Source: thefader, via sendintheclownswithoutadash)
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So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: 270293, via bisexasaurus-wrecks)